Top Ten Places in Austin Where I've Cried (including reason)*

• TGIF restaurant, Arbor mall location- the day my dad died
• Denny's on Oltorf- finished reading Bill Hicks biography
• Gateway Theater- 3rd act montage of Armageddon
• Upper deck of IH35- while driving/calling in sick to work because I got dumped
• My backyard in Hyde Park- while calling in sick to work because I dumped someone
• Shepler's Western Wear- no real reason, just sad
• Frank Erwin Center- Garth Brooks concert (1992) & college graduation panic attack (2005?)
• Under a ping pong table in South Austin- argument with ex
• Lyndon B. Johnson Library- missing my ex
• Stevie Ray Vaughn Memorial Statue on Auditorium Shores- no explanation needed**

*In no particular order
** This one is a lie. Couldn't think of an even 10.